WHAT?

My SIL came out this week

for the big 8th grade graduation of child #2. 

She told me that she cannot find rosemary 

plants anywhere.  Has looked all over Chicago.

Then, I came across the FB page of Costeaux French 

Bakery in nearby Healdsburg.  It reads:

We need your rosemary! Bring in your fresh rosemary and in exchange you can choose a complimentary loaf of award winning bread. Your rosemary will have a starring role in our focaccia buns and olive oil sea salt 1/2 Sheets. Be part of the Costeaux tradition!

Am I missing something?  Is there a shortage

of rosemary?  

Because...as you can see, I have a situation in my side yard.

I keep meaning to cut it back but I'm skeeerd.

"WHY?" you ask...

I'm not okay.

For now, my rosemary can continue to overgrow.

Because I feel violatedddddddd.